Pretending like you are the greatest most hottest cutest person in the world actually helps a lot who cares if you think it makes you seem like an asshole it helps you be happy and helps you accept urself
"I long so much to make beautiful things. But beautiful things require effort and disappointment and perseverance."
Vincent van Gogh
(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)
This place sucks
My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.
Dude. It’s genius.
The One Where Matthew & Matt Do A Awkward Hug Over A Lame Cool Guy Handshake
“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
I tried to scroll past this. I really did.